Janitorial Sarfession #84

"Rules were meant to be broken. In Hacksaw's world...EVERYTHING was meant to be broken." The Midas touch holds true in Rob's world, except everything he touches, breaks. I got a phone call one night with Rob on the other end saying something to the effect of "I can't get the back door closed." Now, mind you, the "back door" at work weighs something like 50 pounds and is made of thick metal. Maybe even steel. Regardless, I remember thinking to myself, "That door is going to be broken when I come in in the morning." Sure enough, not to disappoint, the door was hanging by a hinge when I came in. He truly is an amazing speciman. The Hacksaw. No other nickname is as fitting.

Janitorial Sarfession #21

Yes, we know it's broken. By calling and alerting us, you've now claimed full responsibility for it.

Janitorial Sarfession #37

"We're over at WaWa. Stop calling us." Seriously, if I leave the grounds one more time and my phone rings, when I come back it's going to be at 55 mph and I'm crashing in to the welcome center. Besides, it's your fault I'm at WaWa anyway. If you hadn't labeled your food, I'd have had meatloaf and mashed potatoes. I LOVE meatloaf. Not the singer. I hate him.

It Was A Long Time In Coming...

She nodded her head "yes". That's good enough right?

Janitorial Sarfession #9

"Yes, we ate it. In our defense, there was no name on it." Many a times we are accused of eating a cupcake, or a donut, or a package of hot pockets. I've got a novel idea. Put your name on it. Spell your name in all CAPS and make sure it's clear. Probably on all sides. Maybe even call us and let us know that it's yours. Just to insure the probability of you not having to go to WaWa because "someone" ate your turkey sandwich and drank your peach tea.

Janitorial Sarfession #12

#12 -- "We have to listen to Rob singing too. Get over it." He's a karaoke all-star. What else do you want from him?

"Sarfessions"

We're going to start a new tradition here. Someone at church recently said we should put real "confessions" up here. Well, I say "we" because this is going to be a facilities thing, not just a me thing. We've already started our list and I wanted to start off by saying we're going to do this once a week, not every day. That's way too much and we're not all that quick. Let's be honest here. Also, we're not going to do quote on quote "confessions" all the time either because as Dave Hall said, "It's not so much a confession, as it is sarcasm." We're way better at the latter than the former. So, keep checking back, and hopefully you can laugh along with us. Coming up tomorrow, "Janitorial Sarfession #12."